infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup

I don’t get it…

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handpickedhappiness:

j0hn-egbutts:

ghostyterror:

goonsac:

if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands

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*undying applause from the united states*

*added screaming from the UK*

*fireworks from australia*

(via harrypottertheboyonfire)

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thirstfollower:

thirstfollower:

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY MOVIE WHEN MY WIFI DIED I HATE MY NEIGHBORS

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(via electraswxft)

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jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

(Source: hi, via electraswxft)

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chelsdamelsp:

snorlaxatives:

when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic 

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What on earth where do these gifs even come from

(Source: snorlaxatives, via electraswxft)

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n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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(via troyesivan)

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n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness, via 50shadesof-nicole)

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

(via hanloveslim)

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