• Dad: *yelling at tv*
  • Me: You're talking to the players like they can actually hear you.
  • Dad: You're in love with a man that doesn't exist.
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me: Don't talk to me.
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the new thing on the tumblr app…thank you🙏

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zackisontumblr:

if you want to challenge yourself just listen to every song on your ipod without skipping any

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foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

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twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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unfriendlyasiangirl:

your baby’s kicking you say? wow discipline your child

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